in love with waterfall

Even if your company has forced you into SCRUM, if you are an influential team member or the mighty scrum master itself, you can find ways to keep your love close. Directly speaking, you can change SCRUM to still irradiate the warmth of the lost loved one. And it is even legal.

So I am suggesting you a new scrum but. Written by the book, it could say:

(We use SCRUM, but) (because we are in love with waterfall,) (developers speak first and only then testers in our daily stand-ups)

but it can be masked as:

(We use SCRUM, but) (because testers can not test unless developers develop,) (developers speak first and only then testers in our daily stand-ups)

I've seen this applied, so it's proven to work!